Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.
A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.
On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.
Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.
On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.
Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?
-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
by iaMai September 20, 2020
Get the Nilsmug. She is an independent Turkish woman. She can cheer up everyone by just looking at their face. Although she can be a tiger at bed, she is very gentle at her partners body. Not to mention that she is totally bisexual. And what is silly about her relationships, 90% of the women she is attracted to happens to be straight. When Nil grows and becomes an adult, everyone sees her as the leader. And about friend relationships, she is the most kind, friendly, helpful and the smartest fiend. She deserves to be loved.
by thecheerful1withsadnessinside November 21, 2021
Get the Nilmug. The act of nullifying a 2 goal deficit in a game of football.
An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.
See also aids
An effect that hinders a team from scoring a third goal in a two nil situation.
See also aids
by AtomicAtom May 30, 2018
Get the Two nil barriermug. A Nils is known for his charming and sarcastic character traits. He is too good in flirting and many girls get attracted to him very quick. But careful girls: Some call him a player too! He just loves his freedom. At least until he finds that one girl. That girl is crazy outgoing, makes fun of his HUGE ego and sometimes might be a little sassy as well - she was actually the first one who told him that he will never get her, immediately after they met. When Nils and her are talking it's electrifying.. almost like they're the main characters of a book story. They share the same intense looks, play the same provocative games that no one else would understand.
And although a Nils is outgoing he will never make the first move. But his soulmate will neither. Both are too proud to be the first one asking. She likes her independence too. She loves being free, flirting, going on parties and do what she wants. She doesn't want to give that up. Neither does a Nils. But nobody has to. Because Nils and that girl have so much in common that they will have the most exciting and passionate time together if they give it a try.
A Nils will either notice very fast or needs a long time for realizing who that girl is that is already in his life. But after a time he will reach out for that girl, he will for once, get over his ego and ask that girl out. Just to see if his hypothesis is right about her. To get really to know her and not just how quick-witted she's.
And although a Nils is outgoing he will never make the first move. But his soulmate will neither. Both are too proud to be the first one asking. She likes her independence too. She loves being free, flirting, going on parties and do what she wants. She doesn't want to give that up. Neither does a Nils. But nobody has to. Because Nils and that girl have so much in common that they will have the most exciting and passionate time together if they give it a try.
A Nils will either notice very fast or needs a long time for realizing who that girl is that is already in his life. But after a time he will reach out for that girl, he will for once, get over his ego and ask that girl out. Just to see if his hypothesis is right about her. To get really to know her and not just how quick-witted she's.
by Maddie.baley18 September 18, 2022
Get the Nilsmug. Guy 1: Hey, have you watched monster musume
Nils: Yes ofc ourse, I jerk off with my miia body pillow everyday.
Nils: Yes ofc ourse, I jerk off with my miia body pillow everyday.
by Lolboll_Boi May 24, 2018
Get the Nilsmug. 
She is an independent Turkish woman. She can cheer up everyone by just looking at their face. Although she can be a tiger at bed, she is very gentle at her partners body. Not to mention that she is totally bisexual. And what is silly about her relationships, 90% of the women she is attracted to happens to be straight. When Nil grows and becomes an adult, everyone sees her as the leader. And about friend relationships, she is the most kind, friendly, helpful and the smartest fiend. She deserves to be loved.
by thecheerful1withsadnessinside November 21, 2021
Get the Nilmug.