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nickelodeon slime cannon

Masturbating to Nickelodeon girls, preferably not preteens.
Person 1: I got slimed at the Nickelodeon kid's awards!
person 2: Well I slimed kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's awards! I did a Nickelodeon Slime Cannon to Sam and Cat.
Person 1: Bitch your on that nonce shit.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Nickelodean

Guy 1: "I like Nickelodean"
Guy 2: "What"
by BruhMoment_123 April 9, 2021
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Nicolodeon

The way a dumbass spells nickelodeon, the kid's TV channel.
Person 1: Hey, I was watching Nicolodeon the other day and...

Person 2: It's spelled Nickelodeon dumbass, STFU and GTFO.
by Ory Hara April 13, 2011
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nickelodeon

1980's - 1990's : A channel that used to ruled and had good shows like Ren & Stimpy, Hey Arnold, Rocko's Modern Life, All That, Aaahh!!! Real Monsters or Are You Afraid Of The Dark?.

Nowadays : A crappy commercial form of television that cancelled every good show, and which is now intended for dumb people with stupid gay shows like Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, iCarly, Ned's Declassified School Survive Guide, Victorious and ESPECIALLY Big Time Rush. To put it in another way : MTV Junior.
Me during the 90's : Nickelodeon rules. I never miss Ren & Stimpy.

Me nowadays: Nickelodeon sucks. I'll go back to my DVD's to see something cool.
by zoraisheik June 23, 2013
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Nickelodeon

the only good thing they ever did was angry beavers and they cancelled it.
by wow November 22, 2003
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Nickelodeon

A TV channel that's mainly aimed towards children and teens that launched in 1979. It has different programming blocks, such as Nick Jr., Nick at Nite and Snick/TEENick.

I've seen other definitions of Nickelodeon on here, but all people seem to do is bash it and say stuff like "Nickeldeon sucks now!". Well, I'm not going to bash it here. It just seems that so many people jump on the "Nickelodeon sucks now!" bandwagon. I had no idea that the newer Nickelodeon was so hated until I started looking up Nickelodeon on the Internet. I mean, while I agree that the older Nickelodeon is better overall, there's still some good shows on there, such as SpongeBob SquarePants and Fairly OddParents and even Catscratch!

Seriously, you guys probably just bash the newer Nickelodeon because you just grew up and grew out of Nickelodeon. It's really stupid how you guys say stuff like "Only stupid kids watch Nickelodeon now."! The kids who are growing with Nickelodeon now will probably say the same thing about how Nickelodeon sucks now when they get older.

Now, I know how some of you guys grew up with shows like Kenan and Kel, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko's Modern Life, All That, Hey Arnold and Clarissa Explains It All. Take a show like Kenan and Kel or Rocko's Modern Life, for example. If those two shows wouldn't premiere until this year, 2008, I can bet that most of you guys would probably be bashing them. And if shows like Catscratch, Zoey 101, The Mighty B and even The Naked Brothers Band and Mr. Meaty would premiere in 1995 or something, I can bet they would be recieving much more praise now! So, please, think about that before you say stupid things like "Today's Nickelodeon are making kids stupid" or "I can't let my kids watch the crap they put on Nickelodeon today".

Personally, I'm 21 years old and while I don't watch Nickelodeon nearly as much as I used to when I was younger, I still like a few shows that's on there now, like SpongeBob SquarePants, Fairly OddParents and Catscratch, as I mentioned earlier.
Some random person who's in their late teens or 20's: I can't let my kids watch the crap they put out on Nickelodeon now!

Me: Why not? They can watch it if they like it. You probably just grew out of Nickelodeon.
by Superswiper October 11, 2008
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Nickelodean

When you are having sex and when the beat to nickelodean comes on and you jizz on the female just as the orange nickelodean splash pops on the screen, it takes skill and perfect timing.
Guy: hey babe im gonna nickelodean tonight, cool?

Female: ok, but make sure you time it right this time and end it when when it actually says nickelodean... Not when rugrats comes back on.
by V.r.d. 619 December 31, 2011
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