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East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.
by TaintStain May 8, 2008
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neapolitan facial

When a man has anal (chocolate) and vaginal sex with a girl while she is on on her period (strawberry), and then ejaculates on her face (vanilla).
by ohnoyoudidnt77 July 1, 2010
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Neapolitan Ass Cream

When one person piss in your girls ass followed by a nut and let her shit that out
I’m gonna eat my girls Neapolitan Ass Cream tonight
by Bogis Digus May 2, 2019
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Neapolitan Party

A term derived from Neapolitan Ice cream, which contains strawberry (pink), vanilla (white), and chocolate (brown.) During a Neapolitan party an interracial couple or group will engage in vaginal, anal, and oral sex involving a pink face bald uakari (a monkey with a really pink colored face). Thus completing the neapolitan pink, white and brown. During the early stages of the party the sex will be vaginal, this involves the uakari and the male double penetrating the female. This can be challenging as sometimes the uakari is difficult to tame. The next phase involves anal sex during which the male and female will both receive anal from the pink faced monkey. Immediately following the demolition of both human anuses the uakari will receive fellatio from both the man and woman. This order is specific as the human must taste their own shit off the monkeys dick.
Steve and Tammy know how to throw one heck of a Neapolitan Party, there were pink faced monkeys everywhere and more anal seepage than you can fit in a douche.
by ChiChiMuncher69 March 1, 2017
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Napolitanoian Ice Cream

A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.

Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
by Igor Debull Rener August 18, 2010
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Neapolitan Lines

Any combination of narcotics mixed for insufflation.
I've got some ket left, let's add it to the coke and mandy and make some Neapolitan Lines.
by El_Bosco May 19, 2022
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neomolican

Someone who eats shit

aka: Greg, Eric Girling, or Bethany
Greg is such a fat neomolican; fuk that kid Fr.
by Sally0669 December 15, 2022
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