napoleon dynamite

1. A movie that gained popular acclaim via cognitive dissonance. True to form, there is nothing funny about the movie. But when people pay money to go see and sit through the entire movie, their brain tries to rationalize the situation (especially when you go watch a stupid movie.) In the end, the individual will convince him/herself that the movie was good.

2. A movie that has been quoted by the vast pre-teen adolescent population way to many times.

1. That was the greatest movie ever. I mean, I paid money to go see it and I sat through the entire thing, so it must have been good.

2. Your mom goes to college

by Euthanasia April 13, 2005

Going Napoleon

the act of asking somebody for chapstick

tom:hey, can i have some chap stick?
steve:dude, no way, you are herpinated, quit going napoleon on me!

by LaXatizer February 12, 2006

naples

a place where old people go to retire and live in la-la land.

a place where rednecks rule to roads and any off-roading area.

a place where anyone who is not wealthy, hetero, or white will not/cannot survive.

i fucking hate naples.

by Lady Luck March 24, 2005

napoleon

layering or stacking things such as puff pastry; culinary definition

She made a napoleon of shortbread, strawberries and whipped cream for the dessert competition.

by hotshotshooter April 24, 2011

Napoleon Complex

Guys with small stature and penises so they try to make up for it by being an control freak asshole to everyone especially women but really in the end, all they succeed in is showing their inferiority complex. Example: Mark Phillippi

Napoleon Complex, Insecure, Short Man Syndrome, Asshole

by kwest4 January 1, 2016

Napolean

A transliteration of how they spell "Napoleon" in Russian. The two major figures opposed to the Russian Revolution, the liberal Kerensky and conservative Tsarist General Kornilov, were often called "The two Bonapartes" by the Bolsheviks.

Kerensky and Kornilov- Two Napoleans.
-"Oktabyr", by Russian filmmaker Sergei Eisenstein.

by El_Haggis September 9, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite

Napoleon Dynamite is a highly overrated movie. There were plenty of funny parts, and parts that show what an average day is like for many kids who get picked on and mistreated, but it's not the best movie ever. The movie is quoted and misquoted so often, that none of the jokes are even remotely funny anymore. For some reason all the 'scenesters' and 'emo kids' like this movie and idolize it. Not because they thought it was funny, but because their friend thought it was funny. This isn't even the best low-budget movies. Monty Python, Ed Wood movies, and even Barbarella kicks this movies ass!.

Kid1: "Your mom went to the college." (Do you think I'm funny now?)

Kid2: "YES OMGZ GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH I LOVE THAT MOVIE"

Kid1: "AWESOME. RAD. LETS ANNOY EVERYONE ELSE WITH OUR LAME OBSESSION"

Kid2: &&&&&&&&&&;;;;;;;;;;;;;.

by 10023n April 3, 2005