Nans Omelette

When you trust a fart a bit too much after having some food of a dubious nature causing a shart if you will, this could be from some horrendous cooking by a family member such as your Nans Omelette

Christ I trusted that one a bit too much, its caused me to Nans Omelette my undercrackers, strife not again

by The Brownado January 7, 2019

Bet-nan

A Nan, or Gran, who doesn't mind gambling her family's lives away, she will do anything for a good bet.

"who's got the bet-Nan?"

"you, you illiterate fuck"

by reece cotterill November 6, 2019

Braiths Nan

The pinnacle of Hot Nans

She is the biggest GILF honesty
Constantly on my cock even though she is 6 ft under

Braiths Nan cant get off my cock

Braith Nan is dead

Braiths Nan is so fucking dead

by Frxnch November 27, 2019

Nan job

Fellatio by someone with little or no teeth

Betty took out her teeth and gave Robert a good old nan job

by Ace847283 September 11, 2016

Mi nan

British way of saying my grandmother.

Don't you fokin talk about mi nan ever again

by Furry Balls June 30, 2020

nans balls

definition of being a pussy,

stop being like my nans balls and do it

by nansballs April 30, 2022

yeen nan

a term short for “you ain’t nothing” basically means you ain’t all that or ain’t on anything…

“yeen nan shawty, not even trippin”

by ingodyoutrust April 5, 2022