girlfriend

An item one should rent and not buy.

Robert: Word, nigga. What you go and get a girlfriend foh? I likes ma money and gets me a blowjob for like $25. You went though all your green in one night!
Townsend: Meh.

by fucwad August 8, 2006

girlfriend

What I need but can't get cuz girls seem to hate me.

I can't get a girlfriend!

by Solorider August 13, 2007

girlfriend

Both your salvation and your damnation

"The relationship to my girlfriend is such painful ecstasy".

by well there goes two hours... May 7, 2016

Girlfriend

The girl who will love you for ever.the girl who will be on your side.the girl who will be kind and will always love.she is the on that cares for you.

It is very important to have a girlfriend

by Flamingjoe November 6, 2017

girlfriend

The spare skin around the vagina.

No, I can't go out and have fun, I have to take my girlfriend to dinner.

by Superbo February 2, 2005

girlfriend

A weapon, usually a gun. Refer to your "girlfriend" before a fight and watch your enemy falter. By calling your weapon your girlfriend, you are indicating that you are so fucking crazy you think you have an intimate, loving, even sexual relationship with your weapon and cherish it and will kill anyone who messes with it. Thus, it implies a love for fighting and getting buckwild on cowards.

Never leave me baby, I'm paranoid
Sleepin with you loaded by my bedside, crazy
Jealous when you hang with the fellas, I wait patiently alone
Anticipating for the moment you come home
I'm waitin by the phone this is true love, I can feel it
Had a lot of women in my bed, but you the realest
So if you ever need me call, I'll be there through it all
You're the reason I can stand tall, me and my girlfriend

Q: Why the hell did Pac wait by the phone for his gun to call him?
A: SEE WHAT I MEAN IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A WILD ASS KILLA

by hold me down baby witness the power December 28, 2005

Girlfriend

Something that everyone wants, but few get.

I will never get a Girlfriend, because I'm a nerd and no one likes that! ):

by big _brain_me January 25, 2022