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dad

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.
SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad
by sinister wuff July 17, 2016
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a dad

something furries don't have
alice *is a furry*
joe "oh that explains why you dont have a dad"
by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022
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Dad

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years
by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019
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Dadded

When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke
Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020
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Dad

A male who screams at you for grades, and not holding the flashlight right.
"Dad, can i go to my friends house?"
by Cdprice102- check me out on yt December 9, 2019
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Dad

A dad is a ummm....
by No dad 22415 March 14, 2017
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dad

ERROR 304 MILK NOT FOUND
ERROR DAD WONT COME BACK FROM STORE
by ɥnɹq September 28, 2020
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