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News Daddy

Twitter Nickname for Brian Entin, Emmy Award Winning Journalist, Indicates appreciation for his dedication as a trustworthy source... also indicates appreciation for his sexiness.
“Brian Entin will always be our News Daddy.”
Thank you, News Daddy, I only believe you”

“News Daddy is live right now, I hope he’s going to tell us they’ve found Brian Laundrie!”
by Tan2016 October 8, 2021
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Convenient News Network

The Convenient News Network (or CNN,) is the news channel on TV that everybody in movies watches because it always reports on exactly the thing you want to know about. This phrase was coined by Cleolinda Jones who writes the m15m livejournal.
Famous Actor: "Somebody just told me about some vague interesting thing that's important to the plot, I better turn to the Convenient News Network to find out more, because I just know that's what they'll be talking about when I turn on the TV, which, of course, is already on the exact channel I was going to watch anyway."
by savetheinternet.com June 30, 2008
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Actual news

Something that doesnt exist, but in place of it we have unwholesome news and false news which reports everything bad that happens, and or anything which will be easily agreed upon(usually presented in a false way) by the left. A likely reason for this is views and money.
CNN: Actual news fuck that I want more money in my wallet.
by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup January 10, 2019
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bao shuang news network

chain1612 news network: noo u cant just spam muslimeen in furry servers
bao shuang news network: get beamed nigga
by FoodyMan25 June 5, 2023
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Internet News Scholar

A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.

Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.

Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
by DB in MO October 21, 2008
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Fox News conservative

also, Fox News Republican. A hard-line, ultra-conservative with absolutely no left-wing or liberal tendencies. Fox News conservatives will never vote for a Democrat, regardless of the issues or the candidate.
Danny: Man, your dad voted for Pete Wilson even though he's pro-choice. I didn't see that coming.

Chris: My dad ALWAYS votes republican. He's a Fox News conservative.
by J Keaton January 19, 2009
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newb

A term used to describe a inexperienced gamer/person/etc. Unlike a noob, a newb is someone who actually wants to get better.
Leet Player: Why is he just looking at the wall?
Other Player: I think hes a newb.
by The Fallen Fox May 15, 2005
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