New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)

That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.

by theeurbandictionary May 25, 2010

New Orleans Facial

A deviant sexual technique involving a male and a female.

The male cums on the female's neck so that a pearl necklace is achieved, mimicking a set of Mardi Gras beads. Next, the male vomits on the females face.

Ingest Hurricanes prior to performance of the technique for more New Orleans flavor!

That girl is beyond a freak! She wanted me to give her the ol' New Orleans Facial! Now, I've gotta change my sheets, but it was the best sex of my life!

by Visionary of Sexual Deviance January 2, 2010

new orleans saints

A form of oral sex provided at an Asian massage parlor.

The New Orleans Saints suck more than an Asian massage parlor.

by wnynot March 4, 2016

New Orleans tickle

That inner, light and free feeling of enthusiasm & eagerness when you know you are going to be there soon to renew old memories, ie. "Tony's Spaghetti House", Acme Oyster House, walking along the Waterfront, smells, ie. perfume, "Blue Blossom" and umm, begnets, oyster shells on the curb (phew); noises, the bells at St. Louis Cathedral, and the clip clop of horse's hooves pulling buggies ,sirens, or "I bet I can tell you where you got yo shoes!", sights (you name it) .

I got the New Orleans tickle, cause I'm heading down there tomorrow for French fun, fantasy, frolic, n'food!

by Catholic Devil July 18, 2012

New Orleans Train

An act which involves a train of guys separating the butt cheeks of a woman and taking a dump inside. Possibly having sex with it? That would turn it into a "Rusty Nail" or a "Dirty Piston", which ever name you choose. You would be a fool not to.

"We gave the New Orleans train all night but I had to get off at the dirty piston."

by jpop1000 October 23, 2014

new orleans spoonful

Cumming onto a spoon and feeding it to your partner.

I gave my gilrfriend a New Orleans spoonful last night

by jlawad August 4, 2016

new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.

Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021