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New Hampshire Primary Erection 

NH women’s first round test for estimating national public approval of select prospective sexual partners. Using mass media to share your oral event, your partner goes down town rounding third base with a hands-on demonstration while you debate the best approaches to meeting all of the needs of your cuntry. A popular vote ensures that the incumbent moves on to a second round, so that they can officially Iowa cock-us.
Joe- Have you been watching Becky’s New Hampshire Primary Erection? You can tell she’s wicked excited about the whole thing.

Stephanie- Yeah! I love how liberally the first candidate gives..

Joe- give Becky an inch and she’ll take a mile though…

Stephanie - it’s still noble how much he focuses on cummunity. Some say he’s thrusting himself into the spotlight, but I like it. Naw’mean?
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New Hampshire Chilly Dog 

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!

New Hampshire Hedgehog 

The act of when a man rubs a ballon on his genitals, making his public hair stand straight up and pointy.
Judy: Why is Mike's wife wearing an eye patch?
Billy: Mike accidentally poked her in the eye with his New Hampshire Hedgehog last night when she was sucking him off.
Judy: Oh my!
Billy: yes.

New hampshire blanket

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket
New hampshire blanket by panheaddan November 15, 2023

New Hampshire Pothole 

The act of shitting in a mans mouth then face fucking inside of it until you ejaculate hence filling up the New Hampshire Pothole
I just gave wpina a New Hampshire Pothole, it was AMAZING

New Hampshire pipe-bomb 

When you are receiving oral from someone with a dry mouth while they’re puking on your dick at the same time
“Dude Jessica gave me the best New Hampshire pipe-bomb I’ve had in a while”

What the fuck is wrong with you”

New Hampshire thornspike

the act of pulling your meat missle out of a drunk fat girls ass, still covered in shit. Meat missle is than abruptly rammed into your homies ass. This is usually performed at a bonfire full of drunk retards in New Hampshire
Bro last night was INSANE, my buddy buddy paid me 20$ to give the 300 pound torta at the bonfire a New Hampshire thornspike