bacon narwhal

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.

Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....

by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013

Narwhalling

The act of forcefully removing one's penis and surgically attaching it to another individual's forehead, resembling a narwhal.

I got fired today.

Why?

My boss found my Facebook page and saw all of the pictures from last night.

What....?

I had one hell of a time narwhalling everybody at the party.
Oh yea, John bled out.

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011

narwhal

a joint that has a body shape like a narwhal. tends to be huge!
A very big joint that can have more than one zigzags to make it.

Dude used all my papers to roll a narwhal.

by trey fro November 28, 2010

Narwhal

The badass unicorn whales that inhabit arctic waters. Also known as the jedi of the sea.

"Holy shit, did you see that narwhal!?"
"Yeah dude, he just shishkebabed that polar bear."

by DolphinSexualAdvances August 5, 2012

Narwhal

1. A fat horny ass creature

2. a chode

3. a thick, stubby penis

when you think you have a narwhal bro, stay a virgin.

by nar-man June 8, 2010

narwhalesharkaroo

a narwhal, shark, whale and a kangaroo mixed into one animal

a narwhalesharkaroo is hot

by narwhalesharkaroo February 18, 2014

Natty Narwhal

A consequence of drinking too much cheap beer.

Man, did you see Mark? He had so much Natural Light he did the natty narwhal all over the back yard.

by Shamus the Chair Mender August 18, 2010