Milf Master

A Milf Master is someone who mastered the art of Milf hunting.

Mike: I wish I could score with the ladies like the Milf Master Tokenss.

by mikethebiike June 20, 2009

Fluid master

When your so good at eating pussy and can get any girl to orgasm!

I took this girl home and she said she's never orgasmed from oral..I looked at her and said relax baby..I'm a fluid master!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

This is my message to my master

This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod

The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."

The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"

Some of them are

This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.

This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?

This is my message to my master, H

there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.

This is my message to my master: where is Supreme Calamitas?

by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020

master cocksman

Predominant figure amongst cocksmen. Responsible for instructing, directing and leading those who dedicate their lives to cocksmenship.

Behold! The master cocksman graces us with his presence.

by estimablesir January 11, 2009

Mystery bruises

The bruises that are obtained after a heavy night of drinking, whereby the afflicted forgets how they sustained the injury in question. Can vary from mild to severe, depending on the amount of alcohol/drugs consumed and the type of terrain/landscape that surrounds you.

Nice Mystery bruises. you were pretty whiteboy last night dude.

by Sophie N. February 15, 2008

Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

Mystery Poop

The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.

Mystery Poop is one of those unsolved mysteries.

by Poohzie May 27, 2009