doin-my-duz-my

Usually spelled "doinmyduzmy".
Meaning I'm doing my own thing. I'm doing me.
Also said,"domyduzmy"

Don't worry 'bout me, I'm doin-my-duz-my.
I'm gonna domyduzmy no matter what.

by Felone April 23, 2008

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

on my mama on my hood i look fly i look good

an iconic lyric in Charlieboy's song "I look good"
ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD!

"ON MY MAMA ON MY HOOD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD TOUCH MY SWAG WISH YOU COULD I LOOK FLY I LOOK GOOD! "

by mike brown1234567 March 14, 2024

Bitch Doin Coke at My Grandma’s in My Dreams

What the girl you’re dating does

“Are Lydia and Kaylee dating?”
Lydia: “bitch doin Coke at my grandma’s in my dreams”

by Mrlouviolet February 3, 2022

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.

Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024