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Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat That

usually spoken in a British accent, preferably essex, Nasty, my dog wouldn't eat that is an exclamation of disgust used when

1.the food served looks particularly unappetizing
2.some hypebeast comes to school thinking they look good but they really aren't
3. When you come in contact with (step in, touch by accident) a dirty substance such as mud.

When saying this phrase, it is key to blast in at the top of your lungs so everybody from New England to merry olde England can hear you.
Person 1: "Eww, are we having day old Mac & Cheese for lunch? Gross.
Person 2: (at maximum volume) "Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat that!"
by Justinofsunnyskies January 16, 2020
mugGet the Nasty, My Dog Wouldn't Eat Thatmug.

My dog

You
You are my dog. Now shit! I mean sit!
by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022
mugGet the My dogmug.

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.
Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!
by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024
mugGet the I locked my dog inmug.

Take my dog to the groomers

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”
by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019
mugGet the Take my dog to the groomersmug.

My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman
by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022
mugGet the My dog diedmug.

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022
mugGet the my dog your catmug.

My Dog did it

It is a classic example of when you blame your dog on something. Anything really.
I didn't eat my homework, my dog did it
by Saltheslayer May 13, 2023
mugGet the My Dog did itmug.

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