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Firstly we must note, of course, that Matt Bellamy has the most amazing chin in the history of man.
never before has the mainstream music industry been able to revel in the sight of such a wonderous buttchin.
Muse are amazing as they follow the exact criterea for the most awsome rock band in the world:

Singer/guiatrist who distorts his guitar and sings in such an amazing manner that you think you are being blown out of the sky by an alien on acid?
Check.
Ridiculously amazing drummer wearing jeans in all the colorus of the rainbow?
Check.
Bassist with rock star swagger and awsome facial hair?
Check.

They also seem to have scarily obssesive fans.

For the record, they do NOT sound like radiohead.
At a muse gig:
Heckler: Play Paranoid Android!!
Scary muse fans: DIE BITCH! HOW DARE YOU DISS THE HOLY AXE GOD THAT IS MATT BELLAMY.
by mayarrr February 20, 2008
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Museum Leg Syndrome

Also known as MLS. Similar to mall feet. A feeling of exhaustion, particularly in the legs, after only a short period of time in a museum. This syndrome is most severe in art museums. Although sitting temporarily eases the pain, the feeling becomes worse upon standing up.
Dude, you're really digging this Monet.
Nah. It's just my Museum Leg Syndrome was really bad, and this painting had a bench in front of it.
by J Quizzay January 18, 2009
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Masen

The Best Name Ever! Masen means handsome and heartbreaker. Masen is the most sweetest person people know. & the greatest friend. Masen makes you parents proud. & have lots of family. He is super funny. Alway cracking joke and making people laugh.
"Inside you!"
Wow, That guy has to be Masen.
He so handsome & funny!
by reelly idk June 24, 2009
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Muse

The only band composed with Matt Bellamy's amazing high voice that will make a girl orgasm.
listen to "Micro Cuts" by MUSE and its all over.
by talkradioo March 14, 2009
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beast museum

"Oh shit don't look now."
"Why?"
"Beast museum, 12 o'clock."
"FUCK, why can't I go to a school with hot girls?"
by Dirty Wayne May 2, 2006
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Musegasm

Getting an orgasm while listening to the the band muse.
Dude did you hear the new musesong?
ya i got a total musegasm
by Musclemuseum October 7, 2009
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muse

Muse is an excellent 3-piece British band, which comprises of Matthew Bellamy (Guitar, Vocals, Piano), Chris Wolstenholme (Bass, Backing Vocals) and Dominic Howard (Drums, Various Percussion).

Many describe Muse's music as Alternative or Progressive-Rock. It can be delicate or heavy, and caters for all emotions.

Muse released their first album, Showbiz, in 1999, and went on to release Origins of Symettery in 2001 and then Absolution in 2004. They have also made a live album, Hullabaloo, which is avaliable on CD and DVD.

Muse, unlike many bands of today, play their own instruments, write their own songs and perform live.

In other words, Muse is the Greatest band in the world.
Person 1: What is that nifty music you are listening to?
Person 2: Why, it's Muse!
by Kevin McCheese July 24, 2008
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