red milk mustache

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period

guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.

by rev_b April 9, 2009

Detroit Mustache

When a man takes a steaming dump, and smears it on his woman's upper lip (like a mustache). The man then smashes his pubes into her face, leaving loose hair in the fresh fecal matter.

My girl and I were watching Top Gun the other night and I Detroit Mustached her face like Goose.

by Hunnicut1986 July 26, 2011

High School mustache

Adj. 1. The mustache that appears usually on young men when starting to go through puberty. 2. Very thin mustache with thin fine hairs 3. Usually found on pale zit faced nerds, rednecks and Mexicans.

"The guy is 28 and only needs to shave once a month. At best he can get a high school mustache.

by Caz July 16, 2004

Mulestache

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

Munchstache

a mustache that is slightly bleached or lightened as a result of eating a substantial amount of coochie or one that just has acidic discharge

That dude must be an eater, you can tell from the light patches of his munchstache.

by dorsosexy January 25, 2023

The Mustache Gang

A renowned gang of utter literate genius' who ruled the interweb with their witty banter and awfully good spelling!

Dude 1: hai have u hurrrd of the mustache gang?

Dude 2: naw blud whos they thn?!

Dude 1: awww man they were the most epically clever amazing awesome people online ever in the whole wide WURLD.

Dude 2: Word.

by Streetamus Crimius January 14, 2010

awkward mustache

When a you can only grow enough hair above your upper lip for it to be noticeable but not enough to be called a legit mustache. Basically, it's a cross between nothing and a real mustache (a.k.a. peach fuzz)

I hate that I can't grow a real mustache so I have to shave my awkward mustache all the time.

by lithalweapon October 27, 2011