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Muttard

A hybrid of the word mutt and retard
Dude 1: Look at that ugly muttard over there.
Dude 2: Bro, isn't that your ex missus?
by Tricky1979 April 22, 2019
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Mustard gas

The rank farts that you get after eating too many ballpark franks
It was Dollar Dog Night at the Phillies game last night and now I’m choking on mustard gas from the seven hot dogs I ate
by Slimebitch February 6, 2022
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Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021
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muharrem

A guy with a big fckn dick. Even bigger than vincents cock. He got every women and his second name is mister steal your girl
Wow i wish i could be like muharrem, isnt that right les?
by LemBruuh December 30, 2016
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Cut the mustard.

Does not pass standard. Is not good enough. Is lacking.

The passage about the mustardeer or cutting layers of hardened mustard is bullshit some troll made up.

The first recorded use of the phrase cut the mustard was by O. Henry in 1907, in a story called The Heart of the West: "I looked around and found a proposition that exactly cut the mustard". The modern sense of the idiom is 'to succeed; to have the ability to do something; to come up to expectations', but the phrase is most often used in the negative form, as "can't cut the mustard," meaning 'not able to handle the job'. The cut probably refers to harvesting the plant, so if one cannot cut the mustard, one cannot supply what is best. A phrase preceding cut the mustard is to be the mustard (c. 1903) meaning 'to be special' or 'to be exactly what is needed' with mustard being a slang term for importance. There is also another phrase keen as mustard meaning 'very enthusiastic'.
by NoMusturdeersExist October 31, 2014
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Squak mustard

Vial, colorfull, odiferious discharge released from the vagina. Infection is certainly to blame.
You should have seen the squak mustard smeared over those Pastrami flaps on that chick I took home last night.
by EH of HB September 12, 2007
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mustardayonaise

(Noun) A direct competitor to mayotard.
I enjoy mayotard, but mustardayonaise is much more tasty.
by PJeigh September 10, 2005
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