When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
Get the Muffled Trumpetmug. (Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 25, 2017
Get the Muffle-fuckmug. by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019
Get the Mufflingmug. “Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.
by waf1501987 June 20, 2025
Get the Tontine mufflemug. I couldn't understand him due to some muffin muffle.
I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
I was giving her the old muffin muffle last night.
by ThatBitchNiP September 27, 2018
Get the muffin mufflemug. by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
Get the Mufflemug. A fart of average to loud volume that sounds muffled due to various factors. (fabric/thickness of pants, position, etc.)
Oh, that fart was a muffle-me-puffer!
by Peachfuzz Jimmy February 7, 2009
Get the Muffle-me-puffermug.