muffin

Cutiepie, sweetie.
An adorable person

That little girl is such a muffin, I would just love to pinch her cheeks.

by Catie123456 January 25, 2009

muffin

1. A pothead's way of saying "nothin".
2. Shortened version of mother fucking.

1. Dude: Hey what you doing?
Pothead: Muffin... *laughs uncontrollably*

2. Dude: Hey I just smoked all your weed.
Pothead: You muffin bitch! Now I have muffin else to smoke.

by D-Suicide May 20, 2008

muffin

a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

by trank April 15, 2008

muffins

codename for marijuana

Pothead #1: Dude lets go bake some muffins after school at my house

Pothead #2: okay

by PwningPanda October 30, 2009

muffins

A term used when something does not go your way, you forgot something, you lost something, or can't find something.

Often used as an expression of frustration. Can be substituted instead of a curse word in front of children.

Aww muffins, I forgot her birthday was today!

I can't find my keys! MUFFINS!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

muffins

when a girl got big tits

yo did you see that bitch wit those boss muffins

by Anthony Garza November 3, 2006

muffin

Refers to a baby in utero.

How's the lil' muffin doin'? Is he done yet?

by onceadadalwaysadad January 16, 2010