ruese morton

A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.

Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.

Ben Stiller is playing a ruese morton in the upcoming comedy "Greenberg".

by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010

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caleb morton

the greatest science teacher a grade 9 could ever have

good morning caleb morton

by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018

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Audrey Morton

a skank who will message your man knowing your in a relationship and pregnant. She also sends nudes. A truly disgusting girl who craves attention from any guy who will give her a made up compliment. Body is a 1/10 face is a -5/10

Don’t trust that girl Audrey Morton, she will send your man nudes for 3 years being a side hoe.

by dontcareabit April 14, 2023

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morton special

The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources

"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"

by Steviebillwilliams January 7, 2018

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