James Morton eats the bilbo baggins
by Pulsarnova September 20, 2022
good morning caleb morton
by ryan/nathan October 29, 2018
The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 07, 2018
by freddiekougar3038 November 14, 2019
She is fucking bestest! She got a big booty, and is very smart! She likes cookie dough. And has brown eyes. Also She is hot!
Landyn Morton is so hot!
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
She’s hot. Big tits. Makes duck noises. Has a nice asss. Very smart. And hella brave. She gets alll the “D” and is hellllllaaaa funny
Landyn Morton is hot!
by Morton315 October 19, 2018
A derogatory term applied to Jews with the last name Greenberg.
Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.
Origin: uncertain, but possibly out of a ruese morton's ass. Polish??? Ruese appeared in present form combined with morton. Morton was once a popular baby name, now it's gay.
by callmemrpurpose February 23, 2010