Rhyss Morrison

The guy who buys a big boat and doesn’t have the car to tow it with.

The guy who has a five finger discount

Joogsy

Rhyss Morrison has a big boat that his MUX can’t tow.

by Mr McRight April 30, 2021

Scott Morrison

The finance minister, the health minister, the defence minister, the prime minister, the governor general...

Person 1: Hey, did you hear! We have a scott Morrison in the class
Person 2: Oh no. its probably a cocky, homphobic white male

by thumbxpotatoxvoldemortpete August 16, 2022

Do a Morrison

Slang term in relation to doing something, especially on Climate Change. It means you have no intention of doing anything at all and will go to laughable or insane extremes to cover up your laziness. Also related to Laggard and Malingerer.

Clean up your room, and don't Do a Morrison!

by Sisyphean October 26, 2021

morticon

A (smelly) wallaby who plans one day to rule Spindizzy.

Morticon says, "Bats of FruitBat, and the kangaroo who is on the wrong side... hear me hear me!"

by Kinsor August 28, 2003

Emily Morrison

The worst gym buddy of all time.

Me: Do you want to go to the gym?
Emily Morrison: No.

by sista_22 March 14, 2014

scott morrison (scomo)

The worst PM Australia had ever had, voted out by Albo in 2022. Scomo is a member of the Aussie Liberal Party, an absolute idiot. His name can be shortened, and frequently is to Scomo, and is what people usually call the whiny little bitch, which people also call Nicole Flint. He is the member for Cook, in NSW, and he went to Hawaii in the middle of a crisis, and gave himslef ministries in secret, hurting the country.

Scott Morrison (Scomo) Scomo is so fucking shit- people under 20
Scomo is kinda trash- between 20 and 30
Scomo is bad-between 30 and 50
Scomo is decent-between 50 and 65
Scomo is alright, but John Howard was better-above 65

I believe in miracles-Scomo

by xenzena August 23, 2022

van morrison

Same set up as the Dirty Sanchez, but when it comes to delivery you poke the girl in each eye -- she's now your 'Brown Eyed Girl"

She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez so I mixed it up tonight and gave her the Van Morrison.

by R-Dubya July 29, 2006