The term "moot cute" applies when you have an attractive person in your life with whom you have no romantic or sexual relationship. You typically use this phrase as a response to someone's inquiry as to why you're not involved with that individual in an intimate and/or physical way. The reason you're not involved with this "cute" person is because it's "moot." In other words, the person has other commitments, mental issues, or is of a different sexual persuasion.
Tim: Yo, Billy! That chick Sally is SMOKIN'! Why aren't you nailin' her?
Billy: Aw, shucks man, Sally's moot cute. She's crazy, and she's about to move to New York.
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Rachel: OMG Amanda, who is that guy Tim I saw you having dinner with? He's so chiseled! Is he your latest man?
Amanda: Ha! Moot cute. Tim's gay.
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Bill: Man - who was that babe who gave the speech at your bday party? And why wasn't she your birthday present, if you know what I mean??
Phil: Dude, moot cute. That was my cousin. And we're not from West Virginia, if you know what I mean...
Billy: Aw, shucks man, Sally's moot cute. She's crazy, and she's about to move to New York.
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Rachel: OMG Amanda, who is that guy Tim I saw you having dinner with? He's so chiseled! Is he your latest man?
Amanda: Ha! Moot cute. Tim's gay.
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Bill: Man - who was that babe who gave the speech at your bday party? And why wasn't she your birthday present, if you know what I mean??
Phil: Dude, moot cute. That was my cousin. And we're not from West Virginia, if you know what I mean...
by wolverleen March 16, 2010
Get the moot cutemug. Moot referring to a girls vagina, and soot referring to a disgusting combustion of vial human made substances formed from organic matter stored in a girls genitals.
Moot soot; the stankiest imaginable vag, and will increasingly reduce ones life expectancy by being in the presence of the rank moot.
Generally Greeks have a higher tendency of a moot soot % per capital, followed by Arabs with moot boxes.
Moot soot; the stankiest imaginable vag, and will increasingly reduce ones life expectancy by being in the presence of the rank moot.
Generally Greeks have a higher tendency of a moot soot % per capital, followed by Arabs with moot boxes.
Mate she doesnt have a moot box, she has a bloody moot soot, it reeks of canned sardines.
How was last mate, said Greg, Petros replied, nah nah, she had a mootsoot, fucking blocked instantly.
How was last mate, said Greg, Petros replied, nah nah, she had a mootsoot, fucking blocked instantly.
by Mong off February 22, 2022
Get the moot sootmug. My friend Paul and I created this term in response to tea bagging: giving a moot massage is the female equivalent (because females don't have the proper equipment to tea bag). It's describes a female player squatting above the face of an opponent she's just killed ingame. Particularly used in Halo 3 on Xbox Live.
Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.
Variations include the act of squatting up and down repeatedly, and rubbing the moot along the length of the downed opponent whilst crouched.
Having just killed an opponent ingame: "You're gettin' a moot massage!!" while repeatedly crouching and standing over the head of the opponent's corpse, especially before they've respawned.
Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."
Pre-game lobby (social games): "If I kill you, you're getting a moot massage."
by Ms Bindy July 6, 2008
Get the moot massagemug. Is a fine delicacy of Prahran. World renowned for its moist, smooth textures. The glory of this wonderful snatch is exaggerated by the pungent fish smell when she enters the room
by Rangagagga July 14, 2022
Get the Rachel’s Mootmug. by Smartest Chad August 30, 2022
Get the Joedy Mootsmug. 
Interval excitation where a person excites genitals for 10 secs and eases themselves for 5 seconds and repeats.
by The Benchot January 6, 2008
Get the moot maarrmug.