Montreal Band Trips

A period of time where a group of 4 boys with the rest of a band get to go completely crazy and loose all respect for authority etc. These 4 men can be found either buying smokes and beer, puking in bathtubs, trashing hotel rooms etc.

"That's a dang ol!"
"Dad dad I got 100% on my test!"
"Ronnie don't you do this to me again"
"Nutcracker!"

by oojuu June 23, 2003

Montreal Death Shroud

When you purposefully defecate in your underwear and then sneak up on an unsuspecting person while they are sleeping, and wrap the underwear over their head and don't let them out....... At least for a long enough time that you think you got em back.

"Awww man i slept at Sean's house and he gave me a Montreal Death Shroud... I've got pink eye and Ecoli! I'm never sleeping there again!"

by VE3-FCK February 10, 2009

montreal steak spice

when a guy recieves a blow job; oral sex performed on a guy.

"Did you go down on him?"
"Hells yeah, girl. I gave him the best montreal steak spice he's ever had."

by hardon May 19, 2006

Montreal's pantless metrothon

An event taking place in Montreal, Canada on January 11, 2015 in which people will gather at Mount Royal metro station and from there take the metro pantless.

If you plan on attending Montreal's pantless metrothon don't be surprised if people tell you are wearing sandals in a warehouse.

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

Montreal's revenge

Noun - diarrhea specifically caused by eating the Quebecois dish poutine; a play on Montezuma's revenge

I knew I shouldn't have had poutine for lunch - headed to the can again for another round of Montreal's revenge.

by Visually Violated March 30, 2022

Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.

Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.

by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022

of Montreal

Most underrated band ever, like the previous quotations. The frontman kevin barnes produced the music on his own after 2005. Based in Athens, Georgia. Usually found in queer playlists on Spotify.

Their best work is Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer? and Satanic Panic in The Attic.

of Montreal sucks, that guy he looks so gay dude

by peusoodonem March 10, 2024