monkeyfukker

One who fucks monkeys or a fucking bastard.

You monkeyfukker.

by Nasaki December 20, 2002

MONKEYFUNK

A type of music originating in omaha nebraska The old U.P.C. Studios down by the tracks in 1957

That's some messed up Monkeyfunk ... let's hear again ...

by weewillie May 30, 2019

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023

monkey fuck

the act of telling someone who appears as if they are a monkey yet are also an annoying piece of shit and a disgrace to society.

bob: holy shit tyrone just shot his cat!

jessica: damn what a monkey fuck.

by Jackoff Nipples April 9, 2023

MonkeyKick

To move swiftly twoards someone by moving side to side with your arms out like a monkey and then once you reach them to kick them as a monkey would.

During the crazy sleepover, the man attacked the annoying boy by chasing after him and Monkeykicking him.

by DoublePoints Champion June 12, 2010

Moneysuckle

A girlfriend who takes all your money and spends it.

Yo, your girlfriend is such a moneysuckle.

by Bob Ankle May 17, 2014

Donkeyfucker

A male human being who through his lonesome lifestyle has defaulted to having sexual intercourse with donkeys. The man will forcefully insert his pp into the donkeys rectum or optionally its vaginal cavity. Here it will stay until this wicked mating ritual is over and the man is satisfied.

The Lord however despise this sort of sinful behavior and if you as a man partake in this kind of activity you WILL be condemned to the eternal fires of hell. There is a special place reserved in the kingdom of hell for people who abuse the Lords creatures. This section of hell is where the tables are turned and the men will be forcefully sexually violated by the creatures they themselves have damaged during their mortal lives. This is a eternal circle often referred to as the «struggle snuggle of the Ass».

You donkeyfucker! I hope you get what you deserve.

by PastorJohn March 11, 2019