Mistress

A woman who enjoys having control over a guy ( who might have a gf or wife) and dominating him. Domination could include humiliation and physical discipline or it could be based on positive feedback. It is also usually assumed that the men should submit all of his paycheques to his mistress and she will decide if he can have a part of it for himself or his wife

Mistress: good boy now send me all of your paycheque.

Man: can I have some to pay for my wife birthday

Mistress: Okay You can have 5$ for yourself. Send the rest now and I will let you touch me

by LexicalBoomer November 2, 2021

Sporadic Minstrels

Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.

Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?

by G-Funky April 7, 2007

Mercedes Mistress

A car so fine, you'd have sex with it if you could. Pure eye candy. Like a mistress, it's responsive and low maintenance, but expects to be treated like the fine piece of art it is. Unlike a real mistress, it is the ultimate toy for picking up the ladies.

"When I pulled up in my new Mercedes Mistress, all the ladies took notice."

by FzlDzl February 1, 2009

MistressMage

A n00b.
Synonymous with "One-Hitter-Quitter"
Hits and runs because they know they'll die.

ZomgawdIR1337: OMG!!1212 HE JUST DID A MISTRESSMAGE!
D00dWif1337Gear: YOU MEANZ0RZ HE HIT AND RAN AWAY...THEN DIED?

by Notaonehitterquitter February 16, 2009

Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

by DommeJay November 18, 2019

Minstrel cycle

A good way to get around town

Minstrel cycle it's that time of the month

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009