Getting Chesterfield Missouried is basically getting absolutely fucked up blackout drunk. The shorter term for it is “chestered” and that’s basically getting drunk but not to the point of getting Chesterfield Missouried.
“Fuck bud i’m 12 shots in and i’m feeling absolutely chesterfield missouried right now.”
“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
“Damn bro you got so chesterfield missouried last night you made out with the fat chick!”
by Twinkmaxer300 January 26, 2021
Get the Chesterfield Missouriedmug. by spanishfly May 13, 2005
Get the Missouri mudflapmug. Any small town in Missouri (usually in the Ozark Mountains) that's full of meth heads and crack dealers.
The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.
Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.
The movie 'Winter's Bone' was shot near one.
Not to be confused with every town in Missouri.
by Henry the Llama May 2, 2012
Get the Bumfuck, Missourimug. Rolla is a beat up crusty ass town in the middle of Missouri. It has basic bitches everywhere. It holds you back from reaching true happiness. DO NOT COME HERE.
Chuck: I'm thinking about moving to Rolla Missouri.
Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!
Lyndsi: No! you don't want all those basic bitches ruining your life and taking your happiness!
by poppy_cara_delavinge May 9, 2016
Get the rolla missourimug. When during intercourse with a woman who wishes to maintain her vaginal virginity, anal sex is used as a substitute.
by PopeGangstaNasty December 28, 2005
Get the Missouri Compromisemug. by Dean the LifeGuard December 27, 2021
Get the Missouri Makeoutmug. A small town near Springfield, Stoutland, Conway etc. Filled with a bunch of meth heads, and fake people. Don’t get close with anyone in Lebanon because they will most likely stab you in the back or lie to you.
by Sarah Frickin Berry December 9, 2018
Get the Lebanon Missourimug.