When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008
Get the Mississippi Grapplermug. A Mississippi Pimp is a pimp(usually male, but on occasion female)that dresses flashy. Usually seen with diamond goblets and a pimped out ride. Called a Mississippi Pimp b/c anytime they are dissed they will pull out a striaght razor in a heartbeat to cut somebody.
by Inspector Gadget August 31, 2004
Get the Mississippi Pimpmug. a male shits and jizzes in a girl vagina. He then orders KFC and stuffs it into her vagina too. As he waits for the mixture to settle, he reads a chapter of the Catcher in Rye. Once it is done baking have her shit in your mouth and it will taste good but dont let it fool you. then make out with her and have her give you a glow stick. You will then put the glow stick up your pee pee hole, oh yes yours. This will then turn the girl on to maximum drive. have fun, be safe, use a condom:) (just in case you were wondering, preheat oven to 350 and bake 13-15 minutes.)
1st guy: Dude guess what i did with my mom?
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!
2nd guy: what?
1st guy: went to the dells.
2nd guy: k?
1st guy: and also gave my girl friend a MISSISSIPPI MOONPIE!!!!
2nd guy: alright im probally not gonna talk to you again so bye!
by LUCAASSSSS TIIIIIIMMMY NICKKKK June 27, 2011
Get the mississippi moonpiemug. When you fuck a girl so hard that the length of skin between the vagina and asshole completely tears.
Man 1: So, did you get with Robbin last night?
Man 2: Hell yea! Fucked her so hard, gave her a Mississippi Ripper!
Man 2: Hell yea! Fucked her so hard, gave her a Mississippi Ripper!
by Salty Moore June 10, 2010
Get the Mississippi Rippermug. When you put a fat dip in, sit in your rocking chair on the front porch, and have your sister or cousin lay on their stomach and spread her butthole. Then you proceed to spit your dip in to her butthole. She then makes a Ding! sound effect mimicking a metal mudjug.
Hey man you want a dip?
Hell yah! Tell your sister to come out here, we need the ol Mississippi mudjug.
Hell yah! Tell your sister to come out here, we need the ol Mississippi mudjug.
by SloppyP September 10, 2018
Get the Mississippi Mudjugmug. A sexual act in which one partner defecates into the other partner's mouth. Shortly after, vomiting will ensue. Whilst the "bucket" if firmly held shut, the first partner then fucks the other's mouth.
Once completed, the "bucket" will consist of Shit, Vomit, and Semen.
Once completed, the "bucket" will consist of Shit, Vomit, and Semen.
Dude, I took home this nasty girl last night, and you know what ?? I turned her into a mississippi mudbucket.
by Poop ! May 23, 2008
Get the mississippi mudbucketmug. The down-south version of a Blumpkin. A sweet aromatic experience where you insert the genital of a defacating man into your oral cavity. Known for the sweet smells of defecating southern foods.
by moonbb33 September 19, 2013
Get the Mississippi Picklemug.