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Monday Night Miracle

From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.
by Hank1972 October 3, 2011
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miracle

A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."
I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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Miracle Slap

While a man is receiving a blow job he nuts in the air and slaps the nut into the face of the person performing the blow job.
I gave that chick a wicked miracle slap last night.
by Dogmatic April 30, 2005
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Miracle Whip

The most disgusting, vomit-inducing mayonnaise ever created. How it is still distributed is a mystery as no food containing Miracle Whip can ever be called "delicious".
Me: I'd rather eat my own puke than taste anything that contains Miracle Whip.
by femmefatale1990 May 14, 2009
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miracle

The equal of listening to justin bieber and survivng.
I just survived "BABY". THIS IS A MIRACLE
by spiderpussy April 12, 2015
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editor's miracle

When an urbandictionary.com editor happens to see their very own definition on the edit page, so they happily publish it.
I had an editor's miracle. True story.
by Arko June 11, 2006
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Miracle Drug

An amazing song by U2, it was inspired by a disabled boy the band members had gone to school with. Thanks to the care of his doctors and the love of his mother, the boy was eventually able to write poetry, and he went on to publish books.
Aside from the song's meaning, some one can be your Miracle Drug.
A younger sibling who makes you smile, a friend you call when you can't put your pain into words, some one who understands you. Whoever it is, they are your Miracle Drug.
by yrahcaz February 18, 2008
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