Military Shit

The act of defecating in a style that doesn’t require wiping. Usually done in the squat position and holding to one cheek.

Chris had run out of toilet paper, so his only option was to drop a military shit.

by Carlos Rojas September 28, 2006

military brat

child of a soldier. grew up in a community of service. academic studies show military brats lack any kind of racism. military brats grow up all over the world and move frequently. they are accustomed to sacrifice for the greater good.

jim morrison's military brat upbringing meant he didn't conform with a typical civilian lifestyle.

by mfcohen October 26, 2007

Milotic

Probably the sexiest pokemon in the world. Evolves from a shitty Feebas thats hard as anything to catch in the game. You can only evolve Feebas with 'Love' - whatever the fuck that is. But having a miltoic makes you a total bro. They're fucking dragons that live in the water!

Guy 1: Do you have a Milotic?!?!
Guy 2: No.. i just have Feebas
Guy 1: Love the shit out of that fucktard; Milotics are fucking epic!

by kphoenix314 April 30, 2011

military golf

Means you're going: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right ...

Another excellent golfing put down.

"Into the trees again boyo, I didn't realise we were playing military golf"

by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006

Military SO

Military SO means Military significant other.
A Military SO is the girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband of an individual in any branch of any Military.

There is no higher civilian level of badassery.

To be a military SO (besides having a significant other in the military) you must:
-be able to survive a long distance relationship.
-be able to go for long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
-forgive any forgotten special dates.
-forgive lack of contact.
-have decent handwriting (for letters).
-have Skype (or any other video-chat service)
-have a charged phone on your person at all times (for unexpected calls or texts from your SO).
-be strong.
-be a badass.

Don't mess with her, she's a military SO.
Your point?
Her boyfriend can crush you with no effort.
Oh...

by JacquiM June 15, 2012

military industrial complex

Assholes that run our world by making wars and pulling profit of this permanent war economy

Ex : Iraqi invasion is fault of the Military Industrial Complex

by NathanG September 27, 2006

milfoteque

world famous discos where the MILFs usually go for a spin and where meet up with Cougars for a easy hunting session!

Tommy: "I am getting bored in this bar, what do you propose to do?"
LogJamming: "I have the place for you, let's go to the best milfoteque in town!"

by themilfonian November 3, 2011