Middle School

Middle school isn't as bad as all the other definitions posted. In fact, I had a wonderful time in middle school. It's generally from grades 6-8 or 7-8, but there are some other variations on that. Most of the students are going through puberty at this time, which may make them feel uncomfortable. You get to meet a lot of new friends and take some good classes, though you'll end up discarding a lot of the information you learn.

"I went to ***** Intermediate in Sunnyvale, CA."
"That kid's kinda short, but he has a little bit of facial hair. He must be in middle school."
"Meiosis? Mitosis? When will we need this in real life?"
Answer: Middle school.

by gorga12porga13morga14 August 14, 2010

Middle School

Three years where you change conpletely... not yet adult but not child. It's that awkward stage where you are just fucking gross and clueless. Summary: Won't remember these years in your adult life. Just a bunch of hoes and their boyfriends.

Damn, the only thing I remember from middle school is my first kiss, but that isn't as good as the sex I had last night.

by Litty193 June 29, 2017

Middle School

A hell hole designed to scare young children into the reality that life is. It is a screwed up place. If you are going into middle school i pray for you, the place is scary.

Johnny: Im so excited for Middle School!
Teacher: Haha have fun!
Comes back after first day*
Johnny: Goodbye cruel world

by Urban douchebag April 23, 2015

Middle School

for most people its the shittiest part of your life but for normal people who actually have friends its the same thing as elemtary school.... but with puberty.... and making out.... and handjobs.......

me: dude you need to get a girlfriend trust me its great

friend: NO im going to wait until im 16 so i can actually do stuff with her

me: why wait?

friend: cuz my mom wont let me date till then

me: your moms a fucking douchebag

friend: i know.. are you gonna meet me at lunch?

me: nah im gonna meet my girlfriend behind the dumpsters

friend: um what do you do for a whole 30 minutes...

everyday?

me: ....... you dont want to know...

friend: dude were in a middle school... how did you get a fucking hooker to come down here?

me: haha shut up

by some 13 year old August 22, 2009

middle school

The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.

Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked

by buffalo billy bobb July 7, 2009

Middle school

An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.

Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.

To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.

There goes Rick. Poor child. Someone poisoned him with middle school, its like his happiness has rotted away.

by Lord Passion March 5, 2013

middle school

One of the worst places imaginable. Usually 6-8th grades,but some are 5-8th grades,others 7-8th grades. Lunches are overpriced. Whenever I pay a lunch fee,I normaly accumulate some new lunch debt the very same day. Some teachers are nice,and can talk to you about anything,others are mean and give you tons of homework that is due the next day. After this,you go to high school,which I hear is even worse. In middle school,there is a lot of drama,and fakes on every corner. Popular brands that the popular (see:fakes) kids wear is Hollister,Abercrombie And Fitch,and Aeropostale. Some people become emo,and people start labeling you. (see:label) Plus,there are a lot of tests that leave you tired and unhappy. Some boys get into fights to prove that they're tough,and girls (some) love gossip. Once people get into middle school,they think that they are mature,and that they're awesome,but they're not. Boyfriends last a week or less. Some lose elementary school friends,others make new ones. I can go on and on,but I think by now,you get my point.

Trevor (whom is is in fifth grade,about to go into middle school):"Yay! Middle school next year!"
Trevor (now in middle school):"Middle school sucks. Girls become idiots,boys are pervs,and I lost most of my elementary school friends. I don't really have any new friends,and everyone thinks I'm a loser because I try to get by."

by ilovethesmashingpumpkins January 11, 2009