Michael

From the bible, the Archangel, meaning "He who is closest to God"

Michael drove Satan and his armies from heaven.

by Michael Rossettie July 9, 2006

Michael

A boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect, but ask him to clarify and he will. WARNING: His thoughts are very complex, so you must concentrate on what he's saying to fully understand. Also, he can be a perfect gentleman and very kind with your heart, but break it just as quickly with no reason at all.

Guy #1: He's such a genius!!
Guy #2: No, he's a Michael.

by bythesea32 October 18, 2008

Michael

Sexy beast. Likes cheese, sweaters, and jello. Has the biggest dick in the world and can shake the bed hard. Likes people with brown hair. Lots of funny jokes. Everyone loves him. One of a kind. Average height, average baseball abilities, but above average sex skills.Strongest guy. and is the best kisser on the lips and ass! Dont let your Michael go.

Well ofcourse, that kids name is Michael!

by cooljJjJjJjJ7855 July 6, 2011

Michael

Michael is the name that guys get. Michael's tend to be funny guys, and they always have several girls who like him. Their funny, mostly play sport, and are very creative. When people meet him, they always like him as a friend, and occasionally like him more than friends. He likes having long lasting relationships, but he doesn't like going to fast with girls.

Girl 1: Hey that's Michael, isn't he looking nice today?
Girl 2: Yeah, I wish I could be with him.

by Mim2012 September 26, 2012

Michael

A badass who is awesome and doesn't care what anybody thinks about him. He is amzing in every way. A person who has the name Michael is the best human being alive!!!!!

I love Michael!

by me2635 May 12, 2014

Michael

Some random asshole that you're friends with but kind of don't want to be

This dude is a total Michael.

by Fuck you 🖕 January 12, 2018

michael

a handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.

"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"

by JessicaDS January 13, 2009