mezechef

Mezechef is a super swag person who is very kind and is found in twitch streamers streams (mostly small communities) and uses the winky face very often

Person1: dude mezechef is so swag
Person2: ikr they are my bestie

by Mezechef May 25, 2021

carolyn metzed

(v) the act of tattling on someone when they get in an accident and flee the scene.

Ging: OMG someone told Johnny that I got in an accident
Girl: It was me
Ging: Omg you b***h you carolyn metzed me!

by caribbean September 19, 2010

jason mewes

New Jersey native who has starred as Jay in all save one of Kevin Smith's movies, whom he has known since approx. age 14, after becoming friends with Walt flanagan and Bryan Johnson (later famous as Walt and Steve-dave). He has suffered with drug addiction at various points in career, although lately has kicked the habit and is living with Kevin smith and his family. His kicking the habit is strengthened in smith's new movie as jay and silent bob are Drug free... but not any more mature.

quote...

Im gonna finger fuck 'er tight little asshole finger fuck her n' teabag my balls... where where? in her mouth? where where? in my mouth

*wails of laughted from Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith as Mewes has said 'my' instead of 'her'*

by Tau June 11, 2006

mezzer

The word used to describe an over-weight lesbian with a twitch in her left eye.

'Did you see that mezzer b4, she was holding hands with old miss Rawnsley from Church Lane'

by Dan Teh Pwnerer October 12, 2005

mezzed

mesmerized

Example can't be blank but im mezzed and am stuck -_-

by mladjacool August 11, 2010

mewie

the most experienced mewer ever.

see also: artiphactz and mewinator

me: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew
her: mewie!!

by artiphactz December 24, 2007

Mewelded

The act of choosing a Fantasy Football player prior to the designated pickup time.

Rob mewelded that player at 11:59, one minute too early, therefore the pickup should be null and void.

by sneakycaptain January 15, 2009