major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

lyrical meltdown

In a band - writting whatever you want to write, no matter what style or how bad it is without fear of receiving non-constructive critisism from the rest of the band. That means that a death metal growler can write acoustic emo songs if he or she wants for the lenght of the meltdown. Done to allow some freedom to your band and boost creativity. The material can later be salvaged and molded to fit the band's overall style.

Through the meltdown, Joel didn't write anything but instead rode his guitar on his cock and videotaped it. Damn he's useless!

by Broody May 13, 2005

Chernobyl Meltdown

Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.

Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025

Long Island meltdown

A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).

My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.

by Maggie The Cat September 25, 2014

lil meltdown

When you piss off your Girlfriend just a little

Becky had a lil meltdown!

by TheTrumpet May 29, 2018

Libtardism-induced meltdown

noun

1. phenomenon causing crying excessively at the thought of Elon Musk and sobbing at the thought of your taxpayer-funded transgender basket-weaving club losing its funding.

"Bro, look at the girl with man boobs in a Bernie Sanders shirt sobbing uncontrollably while tearing pictures of Elon Musk and keying her own Tesla."

"Yeah dude, totally libtardism-induced meltdown."

by TheBigSmooth25 February 13, 2025

Self meltdown

A freak out done all alone, by yourself. No one need be near, because this is all you.

She was making a fried egg sandwich and discovered they were small eggs, the ham want wrapped properly and the bread included seeds, which she didn't like. What followed was a self meltdown of epic proportions.

by Brewton September 24, 2022