one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.

Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.

by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.

Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures

by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019

w.a measurement

A measurement western Australia’s shark fisherman to use measure sharks.
Eg. 1 normal meter would equal 2m as a w.a measurement.

Jamie “did you see my tiger? It’s was 14.3”

Callum “ yeah but that’s in w.a measurements yiu lying cunt.

by Thekingofsharking November 21, 2021

Dumo's unit measure

2^e m.

"7900 Dumo's unit measures can be for a ride."

by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.

Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.

by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025