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meet your maker

To "meet your maker" is often used as a reference to death or to die. Your maker being god, so when your about to die by either natural causes (old age, terminal illness) or unnatural causes (shot in the face or killed in a car accident) you are about to or well on your way to meeting your maker.
"Mike came to the horrific realization that he was close to death as he lay in a pool of his own blood. He Mike knew that the 6 bullet holes to the chest and abdomen were fatal and that within minutes he would succumb to his wounds. The Last words that he was ever going to hear from anyone was that of what Johnny Boy said before he opened fire on the unarmed and completely defenseless Mike. "Hey fuckface I'm sending you off to Meet Your Maker."
by Jamrock with your cock out September 18, 2013
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breakfast maker

A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast
John was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary
by Ryan A May 6, 2006
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dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.
Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home
by dmb7886 February 5, 2009
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pee-pee maker

a baby wiener or sometimes a term used by adults!
by mcspanky2 April 29, 2005
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Maheras

An assome Greek family. 2 boss kids. One girl one boy. The girl is hilarious, And smart. But she is a not a fast person, but an excellent tennis player.

She is also in love with a soccer player.
Katharine Maheras
by Greere February 21, 2010
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Magers

A derivation of the word "Pers" which stands for personal or the amount of an item, thing, or substance that is retained and kept for personal use because it is better and higher quality. Magers is is the extreme emphasis of the word pers, and explains the absolute love, quality, and desire for that personal amount.
Bob - "Hey man, I went to McDonalds last night and ordered their Crispy Chicken, it was so pers!"

Dave - "Ya, well I ordered 2 Jr. Chicken value menu sandwiches, and they were so MAGERS!"
by G Glaser June 11, 2008
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The Lady Maker

Any device used to remove a girl's hymen prior to intercourse, so that she will not experience the 'embarrassment' of bleeding during intercourse. Can also be used to make the first sexual encounter more comfortable.

Popular Lady Makers include: Wooden spoons, candles, fists, dildos, and cucumbers

Also known as: The I-can't-get-no-wood n' spoon, the wooden shame, and the sheet saver
"Hey Jennie, do you think I should use the Lady Maker before my date with Mark?"

"I knew that girl was down when I heard she'd used the Lady Maker"
by kkgirl414 May 12, 2010
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