A puck ass bitch that sucks more dick than Jacob. His hair looks like yellow cum. I didn’t even know he was a guy until someone called him gay for liking penis. Worst of all, he gets all the lesbians that pretend they’re strait. Except Erika. He’s a gay man with all the characteristics of a lesbian woman.
Guy 1: Hey I heard Quinn Maynard is sucking dick in the bathroom for $5.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
Guy 2: Shit Guy 1, that’s gay.
Guy 1: Wait isn’t Quinn Maynard a girl?
Guy 2: Na man he just looks like a chick.
Guy 1: Haha I’m gonna shoot myself now.
Guy 2: Right behind ya Guy 1.
by Griff likes futa lmao April 28, 2020
Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny
by -Anonafuckingmous September 21, 2013
This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!
Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
by Xilox Goldenkane February 07, 2008