Mayhem Muff

A Mayhem Muff is a vagina. A mayhem muff is a vagina you just can’t control the power of.

Oh my god becky would you look at that mayhem muff... it pops severely

by Skinana January 10, 2021

Magical Mayhem

A term used for the meaning of weed.

Hey bra, you wanna go hit up the magical mayhem after school?

nah man, I gotta go take a DT.

by Oswego Dalton Neilson March 23, 2008

Mayhem March

Mayhem March is basically when you fuck anything walking. Your homie's girl,

Your sisters man etc..

Aye bro are you doing mayhem March?

by Beenieman November 01, 2019

Mayhem Paintball

The most competitive and chaotic paintball team in the United States. Causing anarchy at any national event which they attend. Team Mayhem contains some of the most ruthless, fearless team members you will ever cross paths with. If you see one of their players on the field, stay clear, they will hunt you to no end and destroy any opposition on the field.

Mayhem Paintball is one of the greatest paintball teams to ever walk on a paintball field.

by god, watch out! August 14, 2008

Electric Mayhem

Electric Mayhem is a band who makes wonderful music that is shown in the Muppet movies.

"did you hear that new album Electric Mayhem put out?"

by Fixitfrost59 April 18, 2023

plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023

Mayhem Fest

A large group of rapists wearing Disturbed basketball jerseys

Guy 1: Yo dude, you going to Mayhem Fest this Saturday?
Guy 2: Lol no, what do you think I am, a rapist!?!

by Jimmy "The H-Man" Rustle July 11, 2013