maybe attending

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."

Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*

by LRay is King April 17, 2011

Maybn't

Maybe,
Maybe not.
Maybn't.

Person 1: Hey are you going to the party tonight?
Person 2: Maybn't, man.

by bixthedog June 20, 2012

Mayberry RFD

A town in the 50's from the Andy Griffith show. It usually refers to a perfect town where kids can roam the streets without fear and everybody's friendly and knows each other. Usually a term used by adults who watched the Andy Griffith Show.

God, I wish I could go live in Mayberry RFD.

by Santa Claus! July 4, 2006

maybeh

Its just like Maybe, but is kewler =o

"did you steal my money?"
"MAYBEH!"

by pain_of_hero October 23, 2008

fuck maybe

(adverb)- When you are definitely kinda sure.

DJ: Are you going to the movie tomorrow?
August: Fuck maybe!

by Maymee May 13, 2008

maybe

a word used to screw people over/ruin their lives

I love you ... maybe.
You can go with them ... maybe.
He/She'll come home ... maybe.

by kowshe August 5, 2008

Hell Maybe

An answer to trick the person into thinking you are giving a definitive answer, then mocking them with the english language as you utter the word "Maybe"

Are we going pastying?
Hell maybe

by Ice9 April 27, 2005