mattisproff

mattisproff is a servant used in gay clubs, most mattisproffs usually like to have a number.

mattisproff chose number 4.
Montae jammed his rando in mattisproff.

by Tae Tae88 May 9, 2009

Mattais

The greatest gamer in the history of gamers. Literally the most absolute stud of a guy

Person 1: Damn I wish I could be Mattais
Mattais: Yeah you do

by Fire Toaster November 28, 2019

took matters into my own hands

The act of masturbating after several sexually-stimulating scenarios without any release.

After a night of flirting with haughty women, hitting up the strip club, and only necking with Natalie, I went home and took matters into my own hands.

by von groovy May 16, 2017

“it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others”

To be honest this quote make absolutely no sense by go off. Noah scentedmayo said this at an award show.

Me: “That girl was rude, I’m going to go kick her.”
My Friend: “it matters not what you’ve done but what you do with what you’ve done for others” , follow the quote or else karma will get ur ass

by goldman420 February 21, 2021

Matteus

Matteus is an amazing transgender person that likes it rough, very huge knob that like its way into a hairy ass aswell

Oh shit Matteus is standing over there! He’s probably watching your hairy ass out.

by GoodGuy2001 November 22, 2021

Mattisan

Spunky. Sweet. Bipolar. Has a sweet tooth, but very athletic and health concious. Wealthy in life in general. Loves to laugh. She is the loud fart in a quiet room.

that mattisan stinks.

by jequiliamaures December 3, 2010

Mateisha

The name of a godess that should have been placed into her own fairytale. it would have went a little something like this.

Once upon a time, there was a child called Mateisha she was the most precious girl you had ever laid eyes on. light brown eyes, dark majestic flowing hair, cute eyelashes stunning smile. she was born to be a singer. just didnt know it yet. 20 years later she was married to a dashing sexy stud of a guy handsome.they were so cute together. they moved country and made money through helping children and she sang people back to life.WOW which gave immortality. she had 600 babies because he could not keep his hands off her. THE END

great story huh?

Mateisha is kind natured and adorable.

dayum that girl has brown eyes she must be mateisha

by lushywushy October 24, 2012