laundry mat

The way that stupid people spell laundromat.

I broke down in the middle of the laundry mat crying.

by bellN February 24, 2014

welcome mat

A patch of hair sometimes found on the male lower back just above the buttocks; a rear end treasure trail.

The jogger bent over to stretch and when his t-shirt rode up, I could see his welcome mat.

by Will J. Pa. May 20, 2006

frat mat

A girl who gets laid on by so many frat boys that she becomes one of their mattresses. Short for frat mattress.

Guy 1: I hear that girl's a total frat mat.
Guy 2: Maybe I should go take a swing at her...
Guy 1: Not unless you want hepatitis!

by UMW_Paul March 23, 2008

Mat Devine

The fro boy front man of up and coming Atlantic Records artist, "Kill Hannah". One of the nicest people you'll every meet.

Kill Hannah is the best band ever! Mat Devine has such a "unique" voice.

by chancey peppertooth July 31, 2003

Mat

Hands down the biggest cunt and has a thing for his twin sister.

Wow, mat is such a cunt.

by lolurmadg September 26, 2018

Crash Mat

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.

Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.

by Crackattack October 13, 2007

fag-mat

a word to describe one of two things: a homosexual male who is in the bottom position being used and abused much like gym equipment. the other use is to describe the surface on which two or more male homos engage in gay play.

wow ferris why do you always choose bottom, dont be such a fag-mat. oh god get the bleach n hose ferris had his buddies over last night; we have to disinfect the fag-mat.

by victor valencort November 29, 2010