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mature babe

Common term used on porn sites. Supposedly site contains more mature women who still class as babes. Not true. Most of these women are revolting and can wilt ya cock at a thousand yards. Probably WERE porn stars once, but should gave quit and kept their clothes on twenty years ago.

Give 'em a miss, like. Unless yer a Benny Hill type that is.
Mature babe? Nah, ask yer guide dog mate. Fuckin auld mingers the lot of 'em.
by Lord Ass June 28, 2005
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mature

A self-descriptive term often used in personal ads, which is synonymous with boring as all hell.
Hi. My name is John. I'm a 34 year old stamp collector with a mature personality.
by judochop January 5, 2009
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Mature like chedder cheese

A phrase meaning 'even more mature than normal' .It can also be a way to discribe people who are really imature as in:YOUR ABOUT AS MATURE AS CHEDDER CHEESE!!
"Hi bob"

"Hi jim"

"your mature like chedder cheese"

"thanks "
by bobmcbobbill May 20, 2009
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mature

a person who is old enough to buy their own liquor and does not read their boyfriends emails and respond for him.
a person who frequently goes on their boyfriends email or msn or facebook and pretends to be him in order to have conversations with his friends is NOT mature.
by MatureGirl69 October 12, 2007
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mature aged student

Someone who is awesome. Often subjected to ridicule by their younger counterparts. Their many years at the coal face in the real world has hardened their skins and they are largely immune to the immature jokes.
Student 1: You know that guy Richard, he's a mature aged student.
Student 2: Get the fuck out, he's awesome?!
by richilbrium August 3, 2010
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Matregs

You searched me, means you're interested. You can dm me if you want;)
Me (Matregs) : pogi ba ako?
Yes = Heaven
No = Hell
by Alammonakungsinohehe June 7, 2021
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Matress Elbow

When you've hurt your elbow riding a dirt bike but tell your partner it's from helping your neighbour moving a mattress
Fuck brah, shouldn't have helped no one, my matress elbow is throbing harder than my johnston
by moistys April 9, 2022
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