Mature Palate

A taste too refined for the common folk. Commonly finds food "rather bland" or "quite dull." The possessor of a mature palate would rather not waste his precious time eating normal food, as his tastes require that he drop upwards of a half-benjamin for such delicacies as frog legs and wild boar. the owner of a mature palate may also enjoy other things such as online shopping at Pottery Barn, coloring, or eating cum.

I believe you are in a state of jealousy of my mature palate.

by SlootersDough May 11, 2010

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Maturest

Most mature person around.

"That girl is the maturest girl I ever did lay on."

by Ballzy10 February 9, 2010

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Maturday

When Friday is a day off, but you have to go to work on a Saturday and it feels like a Monday

-I hate Mondays

-It's Saturday

-I hate Maturday

by morth March 9, 2011

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maturtle

n. a mature person who acts immature. The person wears an immaturity shell to hide their true personality, either out of insecurity or detest of other mature persons. This immature shell protects the secretly mature person from responsibility and from the company of dull people.

Emily was shocked to discover that her boyfriend was intelligent and responsible, even though he acted foolish the majority of the time. It became apparent that under his jackass shell, he was a maturtle.

by Emigoodish July 1, 2011

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matturbate

To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.

"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.

by Sherman Gepard January 21, 2013

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