Piece of shit electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store
In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
In the 1980's you came home from school and your Dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to see, as you run with great joy you imagine how great the new Alpine/Pioneer/Blaupunkt sound system will sound and how cool your friends are going to think you are. You open the rotted out door on your dads k-car only to find a Canadian Tire brand Spark-O-Matic radio looking back at you, to compare, if this radio were a pair of jeans it would have been a designer pair from the salvation army. So when someone you know purchases a Big Box store brand electronics item you call it "Spark-O-Matic".
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Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
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Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.
History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".
It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.
Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.
Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.
Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.
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Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
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Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.
If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee.
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unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life
named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD
the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)
unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
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