Masturinity

Masturbate Virginity, the first time you tug on the ol' pecker.

Hey, Elise, Troye...you'll never guess what. I lost my masturinity last night.

by ClickHereToDie July 2, 2015

mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .

Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself

by Newbies February 27, 2019

Masturbnine

Like masturbating, but one better. Presumably illegal in most states.

John: Do you know where steve is?
Stan: I heard he was going to stay home and masturbnine
John: Oh no, I'll call the cleaner and start buying a new collection of socks.

by Menacing Sock Puppet April 28, 2010

Masturise

When someone uses moisturiser to masturbate.

Can't wait to get home and masturise!

by Rubril May 28, 2016

meaturing

The practice of measuring a penis. Doesn't have to be your own.

I feel like Brendan is imagining he is meaturing everyone in the room on a regular basis.

by chelseaisdumb69 January 18, 2018

masting

From the Brittanica:

Masting is the production of many seeds by a plant every two or more years in regional synchrony with other plants of the same species."

Since seed predators commonly scour the ground for each year’s seed crop, they often consume most of the seeds produced by many different plant species each year, so Masting, or mass seeding, is an effective defense because the seed predators become satiated before all the seeds have been consumed.

by blunt rapture April 4, 2021

masterang3rfi

mute boi who doesnt talk

bro your mic is muted your acting like a masterang3rfi

by 1wolvesgaming May 1, 2021