anti-masturbatory

Something that halts or reduces one's urge to jack off.
Anything classified as "cute" is automatically anti-masturbatory, otherwise it would just be "hot".

I was getting busy looking at porn then I heard the most anti-masturbatory thing ever:
Meatwad from adult swim's Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice.

by Battery September 17, 2005

masturbatone

to tone ones muscles solely through masturbation

that guy is totally masturbatone look at his arms

by guy in da corner February 28, 2011

masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.

I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.

by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009

Maskurbate

To wear a surgical or other face mask over the nose and mouth to protect from viruses while completely alone

That guys maskurbates all the time in his car even though no one else is riding with him.

by Smoopie April 25, 2021

Masturbator

Someone who is an excellent bait user when fishing. These people enjoy a simple life and usually do not like inappropriate online content.

Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE fIsHiNg. Yes I love fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1: Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea, nobody likes you!

by Staac October 11, 2019

serial masturbator

A narcissistic person who is better at anything in life than everyone else usually due to playing with themself way more than normal

Davo: "Why does billy think he's better than everyone else all the time?"

Danno: "Cause the fuckheads a serial masturbator"

by mickeeey July 5, 2009

masturbatory

A public restroom, especially one located on the campus of a coeducational institute of learning.

See you in class. I gotta stop at the masturbatory.

by Nappy Martin December 1, 2003