Masterbathe

The act of masturbating in the shower or bath.

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"

by memofukka June 5, 2010

masterbacrastinating

1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.

2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.

3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.

Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.

by Rayquisha November 28, 2007

masterbate

The complete incorrect spelling of masturbate Since it's a misspelling it means "Being a master of bate" Or perhaps "Master of bait".

Yo yo! This is so phat!!!111!eleven!1 Ahm all foo illiterate and I went all MASTERBAAATE today!!111!11! You go wafsha!!!11!one!

by Surazal February 1, 2004

Masterbation

We're a male or a female pleasures them self's in a sex like motion

I am a masterbation expert

by Glittergal_197 October 6, 2017

masterbating with a cheese grater

Doing a task that is not a good idea

Moving this piano without help is like masterbating with a cheese grater.

by matt1975 September 10, 2012

Middletown Masher

Dropping a duece on the sheets then rolling your mate into during sex. (famous in Middletown, DE)

Wendy turned the tables on Eric and gave him a Middletown Masher to welcome him home from a night of drinking.

by BJ76 September 24, 2005

Mississippi Momma Masher

A woman so hot, that when you see her, you cant help but to masterbate right there.

Steve's mom is such a Mississippi Momma Masher.

by Profounder May 30, 2010