to pull a Martin on someone

The act of promising a prompt reaction or resolution in the context of a problem to someone without actually being willing to fulfil the said promise without receiving reminders about it.

- Have you received feedback on your thesis already?
- No, the professor pulled a Martin on me again; I guess I will need to email them again about it...
- Wow dude, condolences, I know that feeling; it is not a nice move to pull a Martin on someone

by few-factorials April 25, 2022

Florida Marlins fans

A small but dedicated group of diehards who didn't jump ship after the marlins decided to get rid of their world series lineup in '03. I'm not talking about the bandwagon fans that only show up when the fish make the playoffs, I'm talking about the folks that show up at games against the phillies where there are often more phillies fans. Unlike bandwagon phillies fans,marlins fans know about baseball and actually pay attention to the game

The Florida Marlins, '97 and '03 world champions. Getting a sweet new stadium next year that should attract more fans to the games. True Florida marlins fans are some of the most dedicated fans around.

by John Dill July 7, 2011

Marlins

Located in Miami, Florida, the Marlins were a franchise that began it's genesis in the early 1990's during the end of Major Leage Baseball's expansion boom. After settling in the former Don Shula stadium, the team was welcomed by a typical fiery fanbase that prides itself on being a "multi-cultural" society. Soon though the welcoming applause fell out the window, and the fans soon realized that like most expansion teams, this one sure did suck. After many mediocre to ill-failed seasons, the Marlins finally found success in 1996 after beating the Cleveland Indians in the Fall Classic. Fortunately for "Tribe Fans" it was actually a good thing that a worthless, economic failure had beaten their beloved original early twentieth century founded team, because the fanbase simply walked away after the Marlins failed and failed again in the next few seasons to close out the century looking like a true feces stain on Bud Selig's trousers. Of course, the fanbase would repeat their history again, by walking away from their team again, that they had so virulently supported during the 2003 World Series, when they defeated a very deserving Chicago Cubs squad to make it to the worst World Series ever to beat the undeserving "Evil Empire" Yankees. The Marlin fans are an odd sort, taking pride in investing their earned money on a team that wins terrible and forgettable 'Series. Of course, this just amounts to a group of truly uninterested and undevoted "Fairweather fans" that just show up IF their low scoring Marlins actually make it to the playoffs. The Marlins are once again finding the low point of the charts, as their forgettable players, fairweather fans and eyesore place in history books drift off into the Gulf of Worthlessness.

The Marlins only sell out when they are in the playoffs.

Yeah, the Marlins and the White Sox have won 3 of the worst World Series championships ever.

by Johnny Hates NOVA May 13, 2006

Marlins Dick

it is large

marlins dick is pretty big i guess

by marlinsdick December 10, 2018

St. Martin Middle School

St. Martin is the best school around the Biloxi Bay. They have smart kids and they actually LEARN. Their football team and basketball teams are the best! Especially their 8th grade girls' basketball team! GO YELLOW JACKETS!

St. Martin Middle School

by luke fobio November 30, 2011

marlins dick

Average, but not anything special.

Jee Marlins dick was okay last night.

by Smaye March 13, 2017

martin and sami

The most lovely persons ever. they are great and they look like a person. sami likes girls, more spesifically mercy aka his waifu. And martin is a random person who likes hanzo, he is a male but hanzo is his husbando (no gay, just a little)

i love potatoes

Martin and sami is just great.

by Hanzo Main #1 July 14, 2017