pull a Markus

falling asleep during class and not getting caught whether that may be one class or all of them

“She did pull a Markus in Spanish class today”

by someone so amazing March 31, 2023

Markus

Smallest cock ever. Save your time.

A: Ayo saw that dude?
B: Yeah, deffo Markus

by sssalt January 23, 2023

markus

he’ll leave u on opened and with absolutely ignore u most of the time; dont trust him

“dude, markus left me on opened again!”
“nahh jit playing. fr?”
“yes! i’m gonna cry.”

by arilovesu January 25, 2023

Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.

OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!

by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023

Markus

Beta. Has been rejected 3 times in 3 years. Literally tells his crushes to stop talking to other boys.

Person1: i have a crush on someone.
Person2: oooO, is it Markus?
Person1: no ew wtf

by Lmfaonoluckheremarkus May 3, 2023

Markus

Markus is a synonym for a autistic black man with a huge schlong

"Look at that big black man with a huge cock! He is such a Markus"
"I want to be a Markus

by Robogamer09090909 May 9, 2023

Markus Vogel

A creature that romes the chilling icy streets of the Gothenburg area, and is discribed as a short aryan man with big ears in proportion too his face. He can often be seen with the Ante Pante (which can be seen in two forms) and sometimes with big foot Lucas. His last name is german so we have a few theories that he may be a swedish-german experiment during the nazi regime.

I saw Markus Vogel yesterday !

by Fjante November 19, 2018