Markus Khalifa Day

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 28, 2022

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doing the Markus

When you ask for a round and are the last to come.

Dude why did you pull the Markus on us??
Sorry i was golfing the whole morning and didn't tell you because why the fuck should I.

My girlfriend was doing the Markus on me yesterday ...

by YoloGunthi123 October 10, 2021

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Markus Stevens

Markus is a fine young man, usually he is the "type of guy" to have his laptop out in his arm's Markus is super charming he has a smile so nice you'll thank him. Markus is very popular among his peers.

That guy has a huge cock he must be called Markus Stevens

by Fantabubbles September 16, 2021

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markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019

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erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 04, 2024

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