Print a Map

Slang for taking a shit. Used by backpackers and mountaineers to describe the deed with an optimistic, light-hearted tone for marking where they have been.

Ex 1:

Hey Bill, I'm going to go around that tree and print a map.

Ex 2:
"You all ready for the trip"

"Hell yeah, brother! I printed a big map this morning"

Ex 3:
"My son needs to print a map"

"The print room is down the hall and to the left"

by TheDudeHimSelf September 07, 2019

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off the map

no longer famous or relevant

Mary Kate and Ashley are long off the map if you ask me.

by The Return of Light Joker February 24, 2009

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Marauders Map

Map created by James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew (Characters in the Harry Potter franchise) They are also known as the Marauders, or Prongs,Padfoot,Moony, and Wormtail, in that order. This map allows the holder to view the entire layout of Hogwarts, including secret rooms, and can view where any person is going at any time, and can see through any disguise, or potion/spell that is meant to change ones identity. It is activated by "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" If it is opened in any other way (or attempted to) the parchment will spew insults at you

"James Potter and his crew smirked proudly at each other as they viewed their newest, and greatest, creation: The Marauders Map."

by Im here to educate you Muggles March 12, 2017

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Map Hack

cheating in an online game, which enables you to view the map in its entire form with no fog or war or places you need to explore before seeing; fucking cheating and looking what the other guy is doing

"Fucking map hacker seen where i was creeping" "I used map hack to own spirit_moon"

by GG HAXOR November 11, 2004

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