What is your major malfunction?

A question asked of people who for some reason (usually extreme laziness or lack of intelligence) who can't seem th do simple things.

Comes from the Stanley Kubrick movie Full Metal Jacket - the full question is "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

The garbage has piled up for three days, and the litterbox should have been changed last week! What is your major malfunction?

by ke6isf November 7, 2003

majojin

Is plural for the vaginal area covered in fluff. The lady forest.

"look at her majojin! Its almost big country!"

by Bopper Caulton October 19, 2006

Major Rager

a big, fun alcohol fueled party in a basement with a sock butler

Mallory went to a major rager last night and met a boy with a popcorn bucket on his head.

by Juanita aka africa January 1, 2012

History Major

Someone who physically can never leave their dorm room due to the amount of homework they have.

my roomate is a history major. so thats why i thought he didnt exist

by hobknocker!! July 24, 2010

Nicole Major

The most gorgeous, caring, intelligent young lady God has ever placed on this planet. If ever you get a chance to cross paths with her, it would be the best day of your life.

The day I met Nicole Major my life changed for the good, for ever.

by pussy muncher October 12, 2013

Communications Major

1) The major of choice for 'people' such as sorostitutes. 2) A cruel, 4 year-long practical joke played by colleges on students. 3) A highly sought after major for competitive positions such as bus boy and Wendy's cashier.

BJs will get her further than that Communications Major will.

by Da Black Knight July 7, 2010

Major

An adjective used to describe something to the highest level of fierce, awesome, beast, etc. Mainly used by Posh, the hot and sexy Victoria Beckham.

"There was this woman in a powder blue trouser suit, SHE was MAJOR."

"Does this look Major."

"You're Major."

"I'm going to pick out a house, it's going to be totally Major."

by DVBcelebritard March 20, 2008